(May 26th 2017)

Reason For Dismissal


Panel 1
Outside a recruitment agency
Agent (O.S.): so…

Panel 2
The Agent sits opposite Ed and John
Agent: why do you feel you were let go?

Panel 3
Ed: Jesus-- it’s right fucking there in that dismissal letter thing

Panel 4
Ed: “we became the first crew in recorded history to catch a mermaid, which would’ve made my fishery world famous”

Panel 5
Ed: “but then they let her go and destroyed my late grandfather’s antique cage”. It’s not that complicated

Panel 6
John: … plus I was stealing from the petty cash…

Panel 7
They both look at John

Panel 8
John: … kidding… we just ruined his career and threw his family heirloom into the ocean