(November 13th 2015)

Rumors


Panel 1:
Sam and Ed sit at the table
Sam: hey did you know that fact about how you eat spiders in your sleep was all a lie?

Panel 2:
Sam: Apparently it was just an experiment to see how quickly a rumor could spread

Panel 3:
Ed:... Well of fucking course that rumor spread quickly!

Panel 4:
Ed: it's disgusting, it affects everyone and there's nothing you can do to stop it short of sleeping with a ball gag in your mouth! 

Panel 5:
Ed: How are they measuring 'speed of rumor being spread' exactly? Why didnít they use a rumor that was a tad more mundane? Jesus do they even care how expensive ball gags are?

Panel 6:
Sam: ... I dunno...