(June 12th 2015)

Non-Rejection

Panel 1 - Mel is sitting at her laptop. A notification noise goes off. Panel 2 - She looks dejected - Mel: I wonder what a non-rejection email actually looks like in real life. Panel 3 - an imaginary email that reads: Congratulations! You were successful in your application for the entry level position at that place you want to work. All of your wildest career based dreams and aspirations will now come true. Actually, every other aspect of your life will probably pan out now as well. Also every Friday we eat birthday cake regardless of whether or not it’s anyone’s birthday.