(June 10th 2016)

When I Grow Up

Panel 1:
Sam, Ed and John are sat around a table
Sam: Hey john, how old were you when you stopped saying “when I grow up I wanna be...”?

Panel 2:
John: I still say it. I just updated the formula a little

Panel 3:
John: now it’s less like “I wanna be a fireman”

Panel 4:
John: and more “I wanna, not die alone having wasted my life”

Panel 5:
No one says anything

Panel 6:
John: ... Can’t lose that childhood sense of wonder, you know?