(January 15th 2016)

Procrastination Part 1

Panel 1
Ed is in front of a laptop when Sam walks by carrying a box
Ed: What’s that?
Sam: Just something Mel was tinkering with

Panel 2
Sam sets the box down on the table
Sam: It converts time spent dicking around on the internet into money

Panel 3
Sam walks off
Sam: the only problem is, for every penny it generates it kills a random person

Panel 4
Sam walks off leaving Ed with the box

Panel 5
Ed continues to stare at the box

Panel 6
Ed walks over to the box and opens it
Ed: and then Ed became the richest man on earth