(November 25th 2016)

Black Friday

Blog: Black Friday

As a mindless consumer living in the UK I've always been thoroughly let down by Black Friday deals. The way the day was built up overseas; with people trampling and tackling each other over TVs my hopes were incredibly high. Unfortunately the reality is 20% off of prices that were extortionate (and therefore probably not accurate) to begin with. In conclusion I was looking forward to having a legitimate excuse for public violence. What am I supposed to do now? I can't very well drop kick a small child in my way over 5 pounds off of a 400 pound TV, I'd look like an idiot. Maybe I'll just get drunk and see where the evening takes me.