(September 21st 2012)

Mad At Me

Blog: Mad At Me

Okay, I'm going to put my hands up on this one because, as it turns out, I can't write a blog post about how I have trouble sleeping. Actually let me re-phrase that, I can't write a blog post about my sleeping troubles without it being very long/boring/bad. Although I don't hold a rigorous set of standards in these blogs I did feel wholly unhappy with how every attempt at this one turned out. Here's the abridged version: I have trouble switching off when I go to bed so it takes me a while to fall asleep at night (“FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS!”*). *Frontalot, M.C., 2010 You don't want to see the unabridged version, I mean at one point I say, and I quote; “with nothing to drown out the pointless I'm at the mercy of all the crap not deemed important enough to plague my waking thoughts”. I haven't uploaded the original because in a fit of irony I decided to try to market it as a sleeping aide. Speaking of irony, I am also aware that a blog mocking something that no one else has/will ever seen/see is potentially as boring as a self indulgent ramble about poser insomnia but, as the saying goes, when in need of interesting or original content, just be a bit meta and everyone will think your a creative genius. Maybe that little delusion will help me sleep at night. In conclusion; 1 sheep, 2 sheep, 3 sheep, 4 sheep, 5 sheep... etc...

Goodnight and have a pleasant tomorrow.